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The Night Before Mass Effect 3
by Kyle Evora

'Twas the night before the reapers came, and all through the land,
the people wanted Shepard back in command.
The rifles were strapped to their holsters with care,
while thinking of gunshots flying through the air.

The husks were skewered all snug on their spikes,
with visions of devouring cute human tykes.
Garrus in his turtle shell, and Joker in his cap,
Had hustled poor James in poker, the poor noobie sap.

When down on Earth there arose such a clatter,
Shepard leapt into action to put an end to the matter.
Down to the Normandy he ran oh so very fast,
and thought of the decisions he had made in the past.

The moon was one of the first places to go,
and the civilians could do little but cry "where'd it go?"
When, what do my wondering eyes should appear,
but a big badass Krogan drinking a couple of beers.

With a giant shotgun, so powerful yet quick,
I knew in a moment Wrex had asses to kick.
More rapid than the Ascension the Normandy came,
And Shepard whistled, and shouted, and called his crews' names!

"Now Garrus! Now Liara! Now Tali and Wrex!
On James! On Mordin! Don't be so complex!
Onward we march, 'til the Reapers do fall!
I know that there's more, but I can't list you all!"

As scraps of metal from Geth corpses did fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, the blew it sky high.
So down to the different planets they flew,
With guns filled with bullets, and Shepard's gang too.

But then, around midnight, I heard through the door
Ten to twelve husks, no wait, maybe more!
I loaded my omni-tool and tried to call help,
but I fumbled and stumbled and let out a yelp.

But then there he was, Shepard, the man in command,
with no worry on his face and a gun in his hand.
A bundle of guns he had flung on his back,
and he shot down the husks with a "clack-clack-clack-clack"

His shots how they pierced! His hands how they crush!
His biotic charge was thunder, and they fear his adrenaline rush!
His M-920 Cain was as big as a pup,
and the sound of it heating shut the husks the fuck up.

The stumps of the husks were all that remained,
and the smoke that came forth smelled of blood, tears and pain.
Shepard's face was so serious, not like that of a kid's,
and he didn't quite look like he does on the vids.

He was strong and inspiring, the picture of health,
Yet I trembled when I met him, I thought I'd shit myself.
But when he walked up to me and checked on my head,
I thanked him so much for not leaving me dead.

He spoke not a word, but went straight back to work,
sniping some more husks 'fore he turned with a jerk.
And placing commands into his omni-tool,
He boarded the Normandy, which looked pretty cool.

He sprang up to his ship, gave his team a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
As he flew off Shepard said with a yell,
"This is my favorite store on the Citadel."
Bioware owns Mass Effect! I love them for everything that they do, and I hope you all enjoy this.

Just a cute little poem about Mass Effect a la The Night Before Christmas. Enjoy!

_Kyle
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pinkpopcorn2000 Featured By Owner Sep 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
ONE OF THE BEST POEMS I'V HEARD!!!!!!!!
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BlueKitten22 Featured By Owner Mar 13, 2013
OMG THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Haha! Why thank you why thank you. Always good to see another Bioware fan.
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BlueKitten22 Featured By Owner Mar 17, 2013
That was freakin epic it made my day.
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KHEvora Featured By Owner May 11, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why thank you :D
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SpectreFanchin10 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Well i can't wait for the next story 'the night before mass effect 3 part Shepard finally gets married and he's/she's gonna have kids'
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
The most babies. Runnin' around everywhere with assault rifles (probably because Uncle Wrex was handing them out).
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SpectreFanchin10 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
And Jack may have something for her students and her kids if she has then. What the hell kind of mother is she anyway? Next story is Part 3 Jacks on drugs and she's out if her mind.
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Start writing this. I want to read it now.
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SpectreFanchin10 Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Read and write what?
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
A story about Shepard babies, and Jack babies, and Jack on drugs.
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SpectreFanchin10 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2013
I'm very busy with my own story and my personal life. Plus I was joking
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Feb 20, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
-_- so was I. Let's disregard this whole thread.
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Nightengale14 Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Genius!
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Thank you kindly!
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ShadowcatPrime Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg awesome XD
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
why thank you!
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ShadowcatPrime Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You're welcome. ^.^
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MidnightMoonchild Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2012
haha nice I love it
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thank you thank you
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MidnightMoonchild Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2012
your most welcome :)
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Alphmega Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2012
Bravo!
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KHEvora Featured By Owner Mar 7, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Why thank you good madame, thank you very much.
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